The Internet was for Porn

The internet was invented for porn in 1972 by a man named Minol Ponruby, whose dream it was that soon everyone might have access to countless videos of naked people at speeds of up to 12mbs. Sadly, Bless his soul, he died while its max speed was still only 8mbs..
Let's Do the Fork in the Garbage Disposal

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls. The moment you should be waiting for has arrived.. It's where Big Rich's Blog Spot Drops to Second Place (Out of Two).. You see before this moment Rich was a monopoly in Blog space. Nobody could touch him, and nobody tried.. Until Now...